Whatever You Do, Don’t Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide (2007) by Peter Allison is a collection of stories from Peter Allison. Allison grew up in Sydney and then went to Africa and managed to get a job as a Safari Guide. The book is a collection of mostly humourous stories about his work in Botswana. It’s definitely a fun read. The stories of elephants, big cats and the people who come to see them are highly entertaining.